The Swizz - Lavash

I'm a real high-flyer of some intelligence
I'm uncommonly gifted in common sense
At school they said I was a child prodigy
Ol' Al Einstein got nothing on me

I'm a man of letters
Got a genious mind
Girl, the sun shines out of my behind
Got a PHD, got a high IQ
But God knows girl, I've been a fool for you
God knows girl, I've been a fool for you
God knows girl, I've been a fool for you

Now I don't mess with the Hoi Poloi
I got too much style to be your whipping boy
You pass for class, but no cigar
To me you're just another petite fille a papa

I'm a man of letters (etc.)

Well, you reeled me in a like a fish on a hook
with your little girl smile
and your self-help book
and God knows girl, I towed the line
Walked broken glass just to make you mine
And all those long love letters I wrote
The only thing you read was my horrorscope
It seemed so long I was under your curse
but I was the prick who made the bubble burst

I'm a man of letters (etc.)